Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Bury Me

Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

Answer: ¡ǝʌılɐ llıʇs sı ǝɥs ǝsnɐɔǝq

Widow's Sister

Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?

Answer: ˙pǝıɹɹɐɯ ʇǝƃ ʇ,uɐɔ ǝldoǝd pɐǝp puɐ ˙pɐǝp s,ǝɥ uǝɥʇ ʍopıʍ ɐ sɐɥ ǝɥ ɟı ˙ʇou ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo

A Large Truck

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?

Answer: ˙ʞɔnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɥƃıǝʍ lɐʇoʇ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ pǝsn sɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʇɔɐɹʇqns plnoʍ noʎ - ǝlıɯ ɟlɐɥ ɐ uǝʌıɹp sɐɥ ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq ˙ǝsdɐlloɔ ʇou sǝop ʇı 'ou

White and Black

I'm sometimes white, Although sometimes I'm black. I take you there, But never bring you back. What am I?

Answer: ˙ǝsɹɐǝɥ ɐ ɯ,ı